I want to make a zoo with you.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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