Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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