Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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