I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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