GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
