Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
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