so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Still dying that you shit outside
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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