That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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