if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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