Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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