Just fell off a train. Bad.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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