She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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