ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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