he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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