oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
