He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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