so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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