Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I just googled if crying burns calories
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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