Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
