i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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