puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
high people should be assigned attendants
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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