No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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