Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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