is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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