so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Success! We fucked roommates!
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