Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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