You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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