is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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