4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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