I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I love having hate sex.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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