my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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