I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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