Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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