I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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