He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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