I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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