how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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