'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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