I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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