He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
we're making bets on your personal life
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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