So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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