Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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