I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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