So drunk its hurt
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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