its not stalking. its research.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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