you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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