You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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