we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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