so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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