Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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