why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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