bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Randomize
