p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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