Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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