think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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