What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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