apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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